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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}

{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}

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{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}

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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}

{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}

{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

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