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{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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